Problem

"Problem yeh hai ki woh ladki hai.
aur kya problem hai
Problem yeh hai ki main chahata
hoon ki meri life mein koi
problem na ho
Lekin agar meri life mein koi
problem na ho toh yeh uski life ki
sabse badi problem hai...
And bull shit she is worried yaar
use to celebrate karna chahiye tha
She is in this exactly what she
wants
Seriously yaar aajkal jab bhi wo
muh kholti man karta hai muh me
kuch stuff kardoon
Trust me yaar cheih mahinom me
I have had it all Sab dekhliya
meine
Kaunsi pyaar Kaisi relationship?
Kahin ki khushiya?
Relationship ka matlab ye rehta
hai an end to your own happiness
Uske baad all you have to worry
about is uski khushiyaan uska
birthday
uske kutte ka birthday
Uska new year to kabhi tumhara
bhi new year tha
In ladkiyon ko na koi khush nahi
rakh sakta
A happy woman is a myth
Tu batman wali ki dekh le
Saala Jab tak saala batman nahi
bana
tab tak bolti rahi
tum toh kuch karte nahi ho
nakara ho
napunshak ho
main tum jaise insaan ke saath
kaise reh sakti hu
jisdin bechara batman ban gaya
us din boli
tum toh batman ban gaye
mujhe toh ek normal insaan
chahiye tha
main tumhare saath kaise reh
sakti hu
Sab saalan na in bollywood
kahaniyon ka dosh hai
Bloody bollywood romantic
masaala
Ek ladka ek ladki dono ko pyaar
hua Dono saath saath Film khatam
Is ke baad ka story koi nahi batata
Iske baad ki kahaani mein batata
hoon
Iske baad ladke ne ladki ko do din
hug nahi kiya To problem
Hug kiya to chape ho rahe ho Itna
bhi achcha nahi lagta
Saale Shopping khatam nahi hoti
inki Pehle cushion laye fir curtain
laye
cushion, curtain se match nahi
kiye toh aur cushion laye
mere ghar mein mug itne hai ki
unko bechne jaoon
toh mahine ka kharcha nikal aaye
Ek to jo cheez lena hai wo leke
nahi ayegi do hafte dimag
chatenge ki
table lena hai table lena hai
5 ghante maal me bitake ek sadhi
si chappal utha kar layenge
aur fir agle do hafte dimag
chatenge
table lena hai table lena hai...
Offic e me kaam kar raha hoon
Phone aa jayega
Phone utathe hi bol deta hoon
Baat nahi kar sakta
Kitna mushkil hai ye baat
samajhna?
Do minute karloge to kya ho
jayega
Are do minute karloonga to
tumhe kya miledi meri maan
Thik se to kar paoonga nahi
Aur iske baad I love you bole bina
phone kaataan to naatak
Sabse jyada dimaag ki dahi is
mobile phone ne ki hai...
Kitna ghatiya invention hai saala
Trust me I say patta hai saala
patta...
ek toh ...inke ad bhi dekho
lo ji 1 paisa per second
aur phone karo
aur phone karo
aare call sasti ho jaane se baat
thodi na badh jati hai karne ko
fir iska jawab unhe bhi do
tumhare pass baat kyon nahi hai
karne ko
you have lost interest in me
tumhe hoon hoon hi karna atha
toh maine tumhe phone hi kyon
kiya???
are meri maa mujhe kya pata tune
mujhe phone kyon kiya???
jake bharti mittal se puch na...
tujhe main bata raha hoon
us ad mein kutta nahi kutia hai...
seriously
mein shart laga sakta hoon...
Tujhe kya lagta hai
Columbus ko pata nahi tha wo
india nahi jaa raha tha
Glati se pahoonch gaya?
Usko to pata tha
Wo bechara to kahin door jaan
chahta tha
Biwi ki chakkar me bolna pada
India jaa raha hoon
Nah to das sawaal poochti
Kahaan jaa rahe ho
Kyon jaa rahe ho
Achcha tumhe pata bhi nahi
kahaan jaa rahe ho?
Seedhe seedhe kyon nahi bolte ki
mujhse kahin door jaan chahte
ho/
Aaj tak bechare ka mazaak udati
hai duniya
Office me kaam kar raha hoon
Sms aajayega
I love you
Thik hai mein bhi sms karleta
hoon
I love you too
Iske baad sms pe sms shuroo
abey kaam kya karti hai office
mein???
Do sms ka reply mat karna
Turant Phone aa jayega
Phone mat uthaa
To dus min me message aa chuka
hoga
I don't think its working anymore
Dus min me Babu I love you to
I don't think its working anymore
And this is when they are not
even down
Ab pata chala ye aadmiyon ko itne
heart attack kyon aate hain
Aur yeh…. gay bande itne
successful kyon hote hai???
Because they don't have a woman
to screw their happiness na
Log kehte hain na behind every
successful man, there is a woman
True
But koi ye nahi bataata ki
behind every unsuccessful man,
also there is a woman
Aur ye to koi bhi bata sakta hai na
Ki unsuccessful logon ka taadaath
Successful logon se kayi guna
zyada hai is duniya me
Saala Office me kaam kar raha
hoon
Keh raha hoon late ho jaaonga
To khaana nahi khayegi
Phir bhooki so jayegi
Are mein keh raha hoon na khana
khalo
Kya karoon naukri chod doon?
saale ghar jaao
Pehle Inhe manao inhe khilao
Uske baad khud ki bhookh to aise
hi mar jaati hai
Is sab ke baad bhi insaan kisi
tarah
Kone me jaake shaanti se baitha
hua hai chup chaap to gaya
Gadi gadi
kya soch rahe ho???
kya soch rahe ho???
kya soch rahe ho???
Are kuch nahi soch raha meri maa
yeh soch raha hoon ki tera mooh
kaise band karun...